Guest guest Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 THE FINE PRINT Monday, 17 October 2011 Have you ever noticed that when you see a commercial on TV promising quick weight- loss, there's always a little fine print at the bottom of the screen. And if it's a magazine or newspaper ad for the latest weight-loss fad, there it is again...that very fine print. When it comes to reading the fine print in ads for some weight-loss products, you need a magnifying glass! I'm 63 years-old now so I have to wear reading glasses. I wear them when I read the newspaper and while reading and answering my e-mail. But when it comes to the fine print in some of the ads for those weight-loss products, a magnifying glass is more what I need! LOL. But okay, let me save you the trouble, (not to mention your vision), by telling you what those teeny little words in fine print are saying: This product works if the user follows a calorie-reduced food plan that includes a regular exercise program. Whoa! Put the brakes on right there. Just who are they kidding? Those companies know and I've been telling you for decades, any sensible weight-loss program must be based on reducing calorie consumption and making exercise a dedicated part of your life. Hey, I was telling you that when I began my career nearly 40 years ago and I still feel that way today. Why? Because it's a fact! Who needs those diet pills or weight-loss shakes? Don't these big companies realize, with their fine print disclaimers, they're telling you right up front that you really don't need their gimmicky product to lose weight? Who needs the pills? Who needs the shakes? Who needs the powder you sprinkle on your food that claims to "neutralize the calories" in the foods you eat. (Wink, wink!) And who needs the silly piece of exercise equipment that costs a coupla hundred bucks and you only have to use twice a week, just ten minutes at a time. (Or so they claim.) And oh yeah, they show these really sculptured models using the equipment. And, by using their piece of equipment twice a week, you're going to end up looking just like those models. When you know those models got their bodies from going to the gym everyday and probably even had personal trainers to boot! Oh, what a joke these claims are. But, truth is, they're really not funny! Companies make billions of dollars selling their dubious products to gullible people who fall for their claims. These companies make billions of dollars selling their dubious products to gullible people who fall for their claims. Don't you be one of them! You know what it takes to lose weight. These companies even tell you how in their fine print. You've got to eat less. You've got to vigorously exercise daily. And you've got to keep a positive I can do it attitude as you work hard proving to yourself that you really can lose the weight. So save your hard-earned money. All you really need to do is read the fine print to see how you can have a fit and...FINE body! Love, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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