Re: Couple of jokes))))))and Happy New Year!!

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ALENA HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! THANK YOU FOR GIVING US A SMILE!! From: Alena Ozieva <alenaozieva@...> " " < > Sent: Saturday, 31 December 2011, 13:11 Subject: Couple of jokes))))))and Happy New Year!!

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored

and what the fee would be the patient says, " Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet

when you are finished? " The dentist replies " Sure you will! "

The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before! "

Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." -- ny Carson

Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.

A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.

"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"

"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

Last week Grace went to the dentist's office for a checkup and music was playing.

She was early for her appointment, but after waiting ten minutes, an elderly woman

sitting beside her said, "isn't that just like a dentist? A waiting room jammed with people,

and the dentist is in there playing the piano."

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.

"This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled.

"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient.

"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled,

and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth

as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed.

"You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband

and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!Kind regardsAlenaOzieva