Moms

[Guest guest]

Hee hee! I know. You gotta laugh at them!

She was like a demented June Cleaver! Obvious to everything

going on around her. She used to hide food all over the

house too.

Hmmm... Do you think I got some strange food phobia from

that?

Me & my sisters used to find the food and move it to other

places in the house and watch her frantically look for it

later of course not able to ask anyone about it.

Ahhh... Good times!

Judie

--- le <ravin@...> wrote:

> NO WONDER my life is the sh**s right now!!!!! At least

> now I know

> WHY.

> LOL This was too funny.

> le

>

>

> My mom's idea of life is this: " If your not overweight

> and your house

> is clean, then everything's fine. "

>

> Judie

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

Hee hee! I know. You gotta laugh at them!

She was like a demented June Cleaver! Obvious to everything

going on around her. She used to hide food all over the

house too.

Hmmm... Do you think I got some strange food phobia from

that?

Me & my sisters used to find the food and move it to other

places in the house and watch her frantically look for it

later of course not able to ask anyone about it.

Ahhh... Good times!

Judie

--- le <ravin@...> wrote:

> NO WONDER my life is the sh**s right now!!!!! At least

> now I know

> WHY.

> LOL This was too funny.

> le

>

>

> My mom's idea of life is this: " If your not overweight

> and your house

> is clean, then everything's fine. "

>

> Judie

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

Hey there Gail

My special friend w/ twins born on different days & deliveries!!

Glad to hear all is well...Im still here, I got Skylar all situated & have

been working on supplements for my older daughter for adhd

Parenting is a non stop go get it done kind of thing!! LOL

Amber : )

Mom to Autumn(adhd) 6 Mason & Skylar(ds) heading for 2!!

[Guest guest]

I just wanted to let everyone know I am still here! We have had a crazy year!

Bill(DS) got lead poisoned from the rental house we were living in and the

landlords refused to do anything about the house. Lawsuit pending! So we

bought our first house and had to move VERY fast! So that was nuts! I also

started my first year of clinicals in nursing school, so I am very busy with

school and getting everyone to daycare. The boys are in Kindegarden this year

and doing great. Bill is fully included with Alec and is in his own

class and is slowly adjusting. My daughter is in preschool and loving it! We

are also planning for our first family trip in Jan. We are going to Disney in

FL for 10 days. I just hope we survive the plane trip! Anyway, I just wanted

to say Hi and let everyone know I am still around.

Hutchison Mom of Bill(DS), and Alec age 5 and Hunter age 3

[Guest guest]

MIchele, how WONDERFUL and encouraging to hear that Bill is fully

included in Kindergarten class, hope he is feeling well to boot! When

you get a chance, can you briefly explain how full inclusion works??

Gail....Mom to Bobby 6 1/2, Jillian 4, and Tara {Ds} 18 months

>

> I just wanted to let everyone know I am still here! We have had a crazy year!

> Bill(DS) got lead poisoned from the rental house we were living in and the

> landlords refused to do anything about the house. Lawsuit pending! So we

> bought our first house and had to move VERY fast! So that was nuts! I also

> started my first year of clinicals in nursing school, so I am very busy with

> school and getting everyone to daycare. The boys are in Kindegarden this year

> and doing great. Bill is fully included with Alec and is in his own

> class and is slowly adjusting. My daughter is in preschool and loving it! We

> are also planning for our first family trip in Jan. We are going to Disney in

> FL for 10 days. I just hope we survive the plane trip! Anyway, I just wanted

> to say Hi and let everyone know I am still around.

> Hutchison Mom of Bill(DS), and Alec age 5 and Hunter age 3

>

>

> http://DSyndrome.com/Multiples

[Guest guest]

Bill Is in a regular kindergarten class with his brother and he has a full

time aid. The aid helps him to stay on task. It is working great and his

therapist come into the class room and work with him during center time. So

he is in there all day. he is fitting in well and the kids seem to have

accepted him!

Mom of Bill(DS), Alec age 5 and Hunter age 3

[Guest guest]

, Sorry to hear about the lead poisoning. The

landlord should of had thae bilding checked for that.

Anyway I'm sure he knew that.

How did you get Bill included in regular Kindergarten

class? Boy! That's great! How is he doing?

Yes you have been busy. How do you do all of that? I

have a hard time kkeping up with just the girls. lol

Pam mom to Hnnah and both DS age 5 and Josh 19,

Dusty 14.

--- shellhutch@... wrote:

> I just wanted to let everyone know I am still here!

> We have had a crazy year!

> Bill(DS) got lead poisoned from the rental house we

> were living in and the

> landlords refused to do anything about the house.

> Lawsuit pending! So we

> bought our first house and had to move VERY fast! So

> that was nuts! I also

> started my first year of clinicals in nursing

> school, so I am very busy with

> school and getting everyone to daycare. The boys are

> in Kindegarden this year

> and doing great. Bill is fully included with Alec

> and is in his own

> class and is slowly adjusting. My daughter is in

> preschool and loving it! We

> are also planning for our first family trip in Jan.

> We are going to Disney in

> FL for 10 days. I just hope we survive the plane

> trip! Anyway, I just wanted

> to say Hi and let everyone know I am still around.

> Hutchison Mom of Bill(DS), and Alec

> age 5 and Hunter age 3

>

> -------------------------- eGroups Sponsor

>

> http://DSyndrome.com/Multiples

>

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[Guest guest]

WOW, that sounds GREAT! Keep up the great work, you must be proud!!!!!

I can only hope that situation happens to us.

Gail....Mom to Bobby 6 1/2, Jillian 4, and Tara {Ds} 18 months

>

> Bill Is in a regular kindergarten class with his brother and he has a full

> time aid. The aid helps him to stay on task. It is working great and his

> therapist come into the class room and work with him during center time. So

> he is in there all day. he is fitting in well and the kids seem to have

> accepted him!

> Mom of Bill(DS), Alec age 5 and Hunter age 3

>

>

> http://DSyndrome.com/Multiples

[Guest guest]

Anita,

Hi I am a Mom of 3 kids. Nine, eight and 6.99 years if age. I am 37 and

started this challenge 4 weeks ago..

oh by the way I own a bakery (ugh)

[Guest guest]

all right with all the bad days we have been having or some of us, I thought we

could use a little encouragement.

**************

The following are different answers given by elementary school-age

children to the given questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1.- She's the only one who knows where the Scotch Tape is.

2.- Think about it.It was the best way to get more people.

3.- Mostly to clean the house.

4.- To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2.- Magic, plus super powers, and a lot of stirring.

3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used

bigger parts.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1.- We are related.

2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like

me.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1.- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything

nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2.- They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly

use string. I think.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be

pretty bossy.

3.- They say she used to be nice.

How did your mom meet your dad?

1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1.- His last name.

2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get

drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO

to drugs and YES to chores.

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a

lot.

2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.

3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

What makes a real woman?

1.- It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.

Who's the boss at your house?

1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad is such

a goofball.

2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under

the bed.

3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than

dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just work at work.

2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power

because that's who you have to ask if you want to sleep over at

your friend's.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1.- Mothers don't do spare time.

2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What's the difference between moms and grandmas?

1.- About 30 years.

2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms

don't even have bread on them.

Describe the world's greatest mom?

1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream.

2.- The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat

aunts.

3.- She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.

Is anything about your mom perfect?

1.- Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist.

2.- Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.

3.- Just her children.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1.- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind

of plastic surgery.

2.- Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1.- She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd

get rid of that.

2.- I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister

who did it and not me.

[Guest guest]

I read this aloud to my kids and we all got some laughs Thanks for sharing

this with us.

Trish

Fw: Moms

> all right with all the bad days we have been having or some of us, I

thought we could use a little encouragement.

>

>

>

> **************

>

>

>

> The following are different answers given by elementary school-age

> children to the given questions:

>

> Why did God make mothers?

> 1.- She's the only one who knows where the Scotch Tape is.

> 2.- Think about it.It was the best way to get more people.

> 3.- Mostly to clean the house.

> 4.- To help us out of there when we were getting born.

>

> How did God make mothers?

> 1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

> 2.- Magic, plus super powers, and a lot of stirring.

> 3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used

> bigger parts.

>

> Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

> 1.- We are related.

> 2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like

> me.

>

> What ingredients are mothers made of?

> 1.- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything

> nice in the world and one dab of mean.

> 2.- They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly

> use string. I think.

>

> What kind of little girl was your mom?

> 1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

> 2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be

> pretty bossy.

> 3.- They say she used to be nice.

>

> How did your mom meet your dad?

> 1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.

>

> What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

> 1.- His last name.

> 2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get

> drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO

>

> to drugs and YES to chores.

>

> Why did your mom marry your dad?

> 1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a

> lot.

> 2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.

> 3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

>

>

> What makes a real woman?

> 1.- It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.

>

> Who's the boss at your house?

> 1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad is such

> a goofball.

> 2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under

> the bed.

> 3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than

> dad.

>

> What's the difference between moms and dads?

> 1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just work at work.

> 2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

> 3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power

> because that's who you have to ask if you want to sleep over at

> your friend's.

>

> What does your mom do in her spare time?

> 1.- Mothers don't do spare time.

> 2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

>

> What's the difference between moms and grandmas?

> 1.- About 30 years.

> 2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms

> don't even have bread on them.

>

> Describe the world's greatest mom?

> 1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream.

> 2.- The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat

> aunts.

> 3.- She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.

>

> Is anything about your mom perfect?

> 1.- Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist.

> 2.- Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.

> 3.- Just her children.

>

> What would it take to make your mom perfect?

> 1.- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind

> of plastic surgery.

> 2.- Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

>

> If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

> 1.- She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd

> get rid of that.

> 2.- I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister

> who did it and not me.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Moms....!! Here's the twist-- here comes the twister-- yeah, my mom too. "Why can't you be like other kids". "You must be deliberately trying annoy me!" Etc. Heard it all a thousand times. But here is the tragedy-farce to it all- she is in her late 70s now and probably only barely ever heard of it, but she herself has aspergers! (That's where I got it from don'tch ya know! Un-doctor diagnosed, but what I consider a "textbook case" scoring very high in nearly every dimension.) (By the way: I suspect that probably isn't the case for most people on this list, because as I understand it ASDs tend to impact "reproductive success" of men rather severely but women also quite a bit.) Heph VISIGOTH@... wrote: In a message dated 9/22/2006 3:08:11 AM Eastern Standard Time, no_reply writes: My mother got more frustrated with me as I got older because all her efforts to get me to be a "normal person" failed. When she began getting criticism from other parents about how weird I was, she blamed me for CHOOSING to be strange, and then she resented me until I

got my diagnosis as an adult. Then she "forgave me" because I couldn't help being weird if I was "mentally ill."And you all wonder why I am such a happy camper.TomAdministrator My mother is the same. She hates that I don't have a lot of "real life friends." I tell her I've got friends online and she goes into a tizzy about that not being good enough. She doesn't like the way I live, which is hurting anyone including myself and I am even doing some good by my charitable giving. Granted I wouldn't mind if some things changed, but if they don't, I won't be broken up about it. And, of course, I'm not allowed to state the obvious. If I even mention AS, she goes nuts. Hephaestus Clubfoothttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hephaestushttp://www.pantheon.org/articles/h/hephaestus.htmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabeiroi

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[Guest guest]

Many of the guys on this list don't have much success with women. It

seems that women with AS are more likely to come to boards like

these. That is why we are heavily populated with women and only a

few men.

Tom

Administrator

Re: Moms

Moms....!!

Here's the twist-- here comes the twister-- yeah, my mom

too. " Why can't you be like other kids " . " You must be deliberately

trying annoy me! " Etc. Heard it all a thousand times. But here is

the tragedy-farce to it all- she is in her late 70s now and probably

only barely ever heard of it, but she herself has aspergers! (That's

where I got it from don'tch ya know! Un-doctor diagnosed, but what I

consider a " textbook case " scoring very high in nearly every

dimension.)

(By the way: I suspect that probably isn't the case for most

people on this list, because as I understand it ASDs tend to

impact " reproductive success " of men rather severely but women also

quite a bit.)

Heph

[Guest guest]

I'll probably just sterilize myself. I don't like kids and I don't want to take care of kids that aren't my own. I also wouldn't want to marry a woman from america. They're fed lies and they don't care enough to try to see through it. environmental1st2003 <no_reply > wrote: Many of the guys on this list don't have much success with women. It seems that women with AS are more likely to come to boards like these. That is why we are heavily populated with women and only a few

men.TomAdministratorRe: Moms Moms....!!Here's the twist-- here comes the twister-- yeah, my mom too. "Why can't you be like other kids". "You must be deliberately trying annoy me!" Etc. Heard it all a thousand times. But here is the tragedy-farce to it all- she is in her late 70s now and probably only barely ever heard of it, but she herself has aspergers! (That's where I got it from don'tch ya know! Un-doctor diagnosed, but what I consider a "textbook case" scoring very high in nearly every dimension.)(By the way: I suspect that probably isn't the case for most people on this list, because as I understand it ASDs tend to impact "reproductive success" of men rather severely but women also quite a

bit.) Heph

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[Guest guest]

Generalizations about all women born and raised in America Nick?

Kim

>

> I'll probably just sterilize myself. I don't like kids and I don't

want to take care of kids that aren't my own. I also wouldn't want to

marry a woman from america. They're fed lies and they don't care

enough to try to see through it.

[Guest guest]

Hi, Nick. While I respect your right to do what you wish with regards

to propagating the species, I think it's best to refrain from broad

stroke generalizations about any group of people including women.

Contrary to your belief, there are a number of women in America and

Canada who put a lot of effort into seeing through the progapaganda

and lies to get to the truth.

Raven

Nick wrote: " I'll probably just sterilize myself. I don't like kids

and I don't want to take care of kids that aren't my own. I also

wouldn't want to marry a woman from america. They're fed lies and they

don't care enough to try to see through it. "

Tom wrote: " Many of the guys on this list don't have much success

with women. It seems that women with AS are more likely to come to

boards like these. That is why we are heavily populated with women and

only a few men. "

[Guest guest]

Hi, Nick. While I respect your right to do what you wish with regards

to propagating the species, I think it's best to refrain from broad

stroke generalizations about any group of people including women.

Contrary to your belief, there are a number of women in America and

Canada who put a lot of effort into seeing through the progapaganda

and lies to get to the truth.

Raven

Nick wrote: " I'll probably just sterilize myself. I don't like kids

and I don't want to take care of kids that aren't my own. I also

wouldn't want to marry a woman from america. They're fed lies and they

don't care enough to try to see through it. "

Tom wrote: " Many of the guys on this list don't have much success

with women. It seems that women with AS are more likely to come to

boards like these. That is why we are heavily populated with women and

only a few men. "

[Guest guest]

I read (and sometimes respond) to the posts in the order in which they

appear not per thread. So when I responded to your post as I did, I

had no way of knowing that you had corrected yourself at that point.

Raven

Nick wrote: " I made a mistake and corrected myself. Go back and read

my other post. I posted it before you posted this one. "

[Guest guest]

I read (and sometimes respond) to the posts in the order in which they

appear not per thread. So when I responded to your post as I did, I

had no way of knowing that you had corrected yourself at that point.

Raven

Nick wrote: " I made a mistake and corrected myself. Go back and read

my other post. I posted it before you posted this one. "

[Guest guest]

Happy Mother's day to all moms in the group .. Have a nice day!

Balsam

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