To Aisha From : this is really stupid!

[Guest guest]

Dear Aisha,

I filled out the most ridiculous personal questionnaire! I think you will get a

kick out of the questions and my answers! Then YOU should do it too!

After you read my answers (in this email below),

you should fill out the questionnaire yourself

so that I can see YOUR answers at...

http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=Aisha & f=

or <a href= " http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=Aisha & f= " >click here!</a>

OK, here are my answers!!

WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT AISHA?

She is silly enough to fill out this questionaire, and then has the audacity to

ask us to do it too! You owe me one Aisha :-)

WHAT IS PRINTED ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?

water droplets

DO YOU REMEMBER THE NAME OF YOUR SECOND GRADE TEACHER?

I can hardly remember my own name!

HAVE YOU EVER HELPED AN ELDERLY PERSON CROSS THE STREET? WOULD YOU?

No but once an elderly person helped me cross the road when I was six, cause my

parents had both forgotton to pick me up from school, and I waited for ages, and

finally walked home, *sob* all five km's of it

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? IF YES, WHAT SONGS?

No but I play with water pistols and action men with my 3 yr old son! You should

try it, it's heaps better than showering alone, besides he sings me songs in the

shower, songs like " mummy mummy mummy I love you I love you I love you, mummy

mummy mummy I love you I love you I love you.... You get the idea, it can go on

for hours, very cute for the first 5 minutes :-)

IS YOUR BELLY BUTTON AN " INNY " OR " OUTIE " ? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LINT?

Inny, and I have never understood HOW people GET lint in thier belly buttons

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN UP AND DANCED WHEN YOU VISITED A DANCING WEBPAGE?

yeah right, I don't even get up and dance when I go to a dance

ARE YOU SANE?

Of course, just ask Aisha!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? WHO WON?

Yep, me one black eye, then that afternoon, my brother taught me karate on the

back lawn, and the next time I got picked on was the last time I ever got picked

on. Thanks Bro!

IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE, WHERE WOULD BE THE FIRST PLACE YOU WOULD GO?

Bedrooms changerooms, the vault at the bank, mother in laws house after I have

visited (maybe not now I think about that one)

BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS FRIES? WHAT MAKES THEM BETTER?

Kingsleys, definatly the best and used to get the most too, but the other day, I

realised why the serves were getting smaller, they were weighing them! Can you

believe that!

DO YOU EVER PASS GAS IN FRONT OF ANYONE? AND IF SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY RIGHT BEFORE

AND AFTER YOU DO IT?

What do I say? Now that is a dumb question, why would I say anything, best idea

is to walk away, fast!

CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS?

yes I can, and I can raise one eyebrow by itself, and I can turn my elbows

around to the front so beat that!!

HAVE YOU EVER DIALED 867-5309? DO YOU KNOW WHY WE ASKED?

Nooooooo, should I?

ARE YOU ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET?

If I wasn't I certainly wouldn't be here

TELL AISHA WHAT TO DO RIGHT AFTER READING ALL OF YOUR ANSWERS IN THIS EMAIL?

After you read the rest of my answers below, fill out the questionnaire yourself

so that I can see YOUR answers at...

http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=Aisha & f=

or <a href= " http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=Aisha & f= " >click here!</a>

HAVE YOU EVER THROWN A SOLID OBJECT AT A MOVING VEHICLE?

yes, apples at my grandmothers house when I was 7 yrs old

WOULD YOU EVER APPEAR AS A GUEST ON JERRY SPRINGER? WHAT WOULD BE THE TITLE OF

THAT SHOW?

Six foot tall red head contortionist, ties Jerry up in knots

HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED STOMACH ILLNESS IN MEXICO?

Who the hell makes up these questions, heyAisha, we could do better than this

doncha think?

DO YOU DROOL ON YOUR PILLOW? IF YES, DO YOU EVER SMELL IT?

don't use a pillow

WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?

floor

DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR?

yes

WHICH LEG DO YOU PUT FIRST INTO YOUR PANTS?

the right now you mention it

DO YOU LAUGH WHEN SOMEBODY FALLS?

no

HAVE YOU EVER HELD UP A BANK, CONVENIENCE STORE OR LIQUOR STORE?

hold up a store? I can hardly hold myself up!

DO YOU SALT OR PEPPER YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU TASTE IT?

After, always after, then I pour the fresh ground rock salt and freshly ground

pepper on everything, except chocolate :-)

ARE YOU SICK OF " WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE " YET?

No, I want to be a millionaire

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? MAGIC MARKERS? GLUE? TAR? SKUNK? WHAT'S

YOUR FAVORITE SMELLS?

yes, looove the smell of petrol! Have to strongly resist temptation to stop

myself from inhaling deeply and repeatedly, by telling myself, there goes 10

more brain cells, 20, 30 40 50!

DO YOU OWN A RECLINER? (The authors of these questions definitely need

psychiatric help!)

No but Tim does, its a black leather le corboisier and no one is allowed to sit

on it except him (or so he thinks, but I live in it when he's not around and

once I farted on it he he heh)

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN ANSWER THESE RIDICULOUS

QUESTIONS?

no I am a moron

WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU WISH TO SAY TO AISHA?

See the answer to my *FAVORITE* question at...

http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=Aisha & f=

or <a href= " http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=Aisha & f= " >click here!</a>