The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly . . .

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>The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly . . .>>1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.> Bad: It's triplets.> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.>>2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.> Bad: She wants a divorce.> Ugly: She's a lawyer.>>3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.> Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.> Ugly: So are you.>>4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.> Ugly: You're in them.>>5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.>>6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.> Ugly: He looks better than you.>>7. Good: You give the "birds and bees:" talk to your daughter.> Bad: She keeps interrupting.> Ugly: With corrections.>>8. Good: The postman's early.> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.>>9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.> Bad: It's another man.> Ugly: He's your best friend.>>10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.> Bad: As a hooker.> Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.> Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.