Guest guest Posted June 18, 2000 Report Share Posted June 18, 2000 A woman walks into the doctors office and says, " Doctor I hurt all over. " The doctor says, " That's impossible. " " No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts, " she replies. The doctor just shakes his head and says, " You're a natural blonde aren't you? " The woman smiles and says, " Why yes I am. How did you know? " The doctor replies, " Because your finger is broken. " --- A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: " Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke? " The big woman replies: " Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional athlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2 " , weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6'5 " , weighs 245 pounds, and she is a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell me that blonde joke? " The guy thinks about it a second and says: " Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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