Guest guest Posted August 27, 2000 Report Share Posted August 27, 2000 An old Jewish lady was sitting in the window seat in the first class cabin on a plane from New York to Miami. The man who was assigned the aisle seat next to her noticed her diamond solitaire ring -- the diamond was the biggest he'd ever seen, more like a rock than a gem, and he knew enough about diamonds to know this one was real and looked flawless. He couldn't keep his eyes off of it. After the flight was well underway, she noticed his gaze and helped him out, " I see you're looking at my diamond. " " Yes, " he admitted, " I couldn't help myself. It is the most stunning diamond I've ever seen. " " Young man, this is the Kaplan Diamond. " He responded, " The Kaplan Diamond? You mean it has a name? " " Oh yes. And the Kaplan Diamond comes with a curse. " The man was impressed. " My goodness, that's very interesting. A diamond with a name which has a curse attached to it! Please, if you don't mind telling me, what is the curse? " The old lady smiled and said, " Mr. Kaplan. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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