Guest guest Posted January 6, 2002 Report Share Posted January 6, 2002 You have all seen those little hand-painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are heartwarming and homey, but many are simply hilarious. Here is a collection of the funnier ones: *A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. *A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. *Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. *Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. *A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. *Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. *Housework done properly can kill you. *Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. *My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines. *The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house when I bought it. *There are only three kinds of food - Frozen, Canned, & Take-out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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