MORE SIGNS AND BILLBOARDS

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Bit of a giggle for you!! Hope today finds you as well as can be and may tomorrow be better! *hugs* Aisha

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MORE SIGNS AND BILLBOARDSPlumbing Truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."Pizza shop slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one Weak."At a tire shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."Door of a plastic surgeons office:"Hello, can we pick your nose?"Sign at the psychic's Hotline:"Don't call us, we'll call you."At a Towing Company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."Billboard on the side of the road:"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."On an Electricians truck:"Let us remove your shorts."In a Nonsmoking Area:"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and takeappropriate action."On Maternity Room Door:"Push, Push, Push."At an Optometrists Office"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the rightplace."On a Taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff."In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."On a fence:"Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."In a Veterinarians waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"Inside a Bowling Alley:"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."In a counselors office:"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*Believe that there's a light at the end of the tunnel.Believe that you may be that light for someone else.- Kobi Yamada*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* Aisha ElderwynICQ: #55461955 MSN Instant MessengerAIM: aishaelderwynIRC: DALnet # (angel`isha)Email: aisha@... Website: http://www.elderwyn.com/aishaBeing Sick Support Group: Medical Resources and Documents: http://www.elderwyn.com/medicallinks