Guest guest Posted January 23, 2001 Report Share Posted January 23, 2001 An engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon theengineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and startsdesigning and building improvements. After a while they've got airconditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is apretty popular guy.One day God calls Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,how's it going down there in hell?"Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioningand flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what thisengineer is going to come up with next."God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake--heshould never have gone down there; send him up here."Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'mkeeping him."God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where areYOU going to get a lawyer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2001 Report Share Posted January 27, 2001 LOL! Aisha, one of my very best friends is a lawyer... and you *know* I had to send that out to him right away! <looking for cover!> Hugz, Tee **Joke** God vs Satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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