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WHO SHOULD BE IN CHARGE? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide whowasthe one in charge."I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body'ssystems, so without me nothing would happen". I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen allover, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process foodandgive all of you energy.""I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the bodywhereverit needs to go." "I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body toseewhere it goes." "I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible forwaste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so inahuff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, thestomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and theblood wastoxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge.Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com