How to Handle a Husband...joke...

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How to Handle a Husband

HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding

anniversary on the beaches

in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility

had long been the

talk of the town.

People would say, " What a peaceful & loving couple "

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the

secret of their

long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: " Well, it dates back to our

honeymoon in America, "

explained the man. " We visited the Grand Canyon, in

Arizona , and took a

trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We

hadn't gone too far

when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.

My wife looked

down at the horse and quietly said, " That's once. "

" We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled

again. Again my

wife quietly said, " That's twice. " We hadn't gone a

half-mile when the

horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly

removed a revolver

from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, " What's wrong with you, Woman! Why

did you shoot the

poor animal like that, are you *% & #@$ crazy!? "

She looked at ME, and quietly said, " That's once. " And

from that

moment..... we have lived happily every after. "

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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