Guest guest Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 This subject is always near and dear to my heart and my curves, which are really getting well padded. I have gained about 40 pounds and refuse to stand on a scale. The clothes tell the tale. I have ALMOST resigned myself to the fact that maybe I should advertise myself as the " Michelin Lady " . My once small waist has all but disappeared, the furniture bumps into my once not too big hips when I am in small spaces. My posterier looks like it's the shape of a basketball when I flex my " cheek " muscles; the seats on airplanes have shrunk; the only skinny parts of my body are my feet! I wish some of the weight would shift to those lower extremities as it would be much easier to find shoes that fit. They don't make too many long, really narrow shoes anymore. I am more endowed than I had ever wanted to be and my neck looks like it belongs to a chicken! My eyes look like baggage is being carried underneath them in little puff balls. I just had to write this to poke fun at the weight gain. It's not funny, but if I don't laugh I'll probably cry. Have a great day everyone - I hope I at least got one person smiling at the vision I tried to portray. Hugs, Judy Hugs, Judy P. in Calgary __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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