today's funny

[Guest guest]

Subject: The two blind pilots

Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog

and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit,

the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing

nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little

practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in

the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge

of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into

the

water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax

and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines,

secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'Ya

know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all

gonna die.'

Regards,

from Downunder