Re: Joke to Brighten everyone's day

[Guest guest]

,

That is hilarious, you just made my day!!!

Chuck

[ ] Joke to Brighten everyone's day

G'day everyone - I had this joke sent to me and just had to

share - hope it

brightens your day too!

Regards,

" My Old Man "

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to

grab a bite to eat at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had

spiked hair in all different colours: green, orange, red and blue.

My Dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring

every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked " What's the matter old

man, never done anything wild in your life? "

Knowing my Dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his

response knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response " Got drunk once

and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son? "

[Guest guest]

That's hilarious!

From: rodorbal@...

Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:33:11 +1100

Subject: [ ] Joke to Brighten everyone's day

G'day everyone - I had this joke sent to me and just had to share -

hope it

brightens your day too!

Regards,

" My Old Man "

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to

grab a bite to eat at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had

spiked hair in all different colours: green, orange, red and blue.

My Dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring

every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked " What's the matter old

man, never done anything wild in your life? "

Knowing my Dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his

response knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response " Got drunk once

and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son? "

[Guest guest]

Hi ,

That's what I call a 'pant pisser'

Thanks

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Sent: March 20, 2008 9:33 AM

Subject: [ ] Joke to Brighten everyone's day

G'day everyone - I had this joke sent to me and just had to share - hope it

brightens your day too!

Regards,

" My Old Man "

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to

grab a bite to eat at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had

spiked hair in all different colours: green, orange, red and blue.

My Dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring

every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked " What's the matter old

man, never done anything wild in your life? "

Knowing my Dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his

response knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response " Got drunk once

and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son? "