Joke to Brighten everyone's day

[Guest guest]

G'day everyone - I had this joke sent to me and just had to share - hope it

brightens your day too!

Regards,

" My Old Man "

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to

grab a bite to eat at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had

spiked hair in all different colours: green, orange, red and blue.

My Dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring

every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked " What's the matter old

man, never done anything wild in your life? "

Knowing my Dad I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his

response knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response " Got drunk once

and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son? "