Guest guest Posted April 3, 2002 Report Share Posted April 3, 2002 LOL Kendra - how appropriate is that??? GOOD ONE! Debbie Abby's mom MI > > Since we've been picking on the MIL's around here lately, I thought you all > might enjoy this. > > > > A Woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a > > most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long > > black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet > > behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Woman walking a pit > > bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 Women walking single file. > > > > The Woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the > > Woman walking the dog and said, " I am so sorry for your loss, and I > > know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral > > like this. Whose funeral is it? " > > The Woman replied, " Well that first hearse is for my husband. " > > " What happened to him? " > > The Woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. " > > She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second hearse? " > > The Woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my > > husband when the dog turned on her. " > > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two > > women . > > " Can I borrow the dog? " > > > > " Get in line. " > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 3, 2002 Report Share Posted April 3, 2002 Oh man, I love that one! Too funny! Niki > > Since we've been picking on the MIL's around here lately, I thought you all > might enjoy this. > > > > A Woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a > > most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long > > black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet > > behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Woman walking a pit > > bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 Women walking single file. > > > > The Woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the > > Woman walking the dog and said, " I am so sorry for your loss, and I > > know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral > > like this. Whose funeral is it? " > > The Woman replied, " Well that first hearse is for my husband. " > > " What happened to him? " > > The Woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. " > > She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second hearse? " > > The Woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my > > husband when the dog turned on her. " > > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two > > women . > > " Can I borrow the dog? " > > > > " Get in line. " > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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