Guest guest Posted April 2, 2002 Report Share Posted April 2, 2002 HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!! OMG - that is hillarious!! Marci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 3, 2002 Report Share Posted April 3, 2002 I just loved it!!! Sent it on to my mom who has been so supportive of me in my dealings with my insane MIL. Fw: FuneralSince we've been picking on the MIL's around here lately, I thought you allmight enjoy this.> A Woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a> most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long> black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet> behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Woman walking a pit> bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 Women walking single file.>> The Woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the> Woman walking the dog and said, " I am so sorry for your loss, and I> know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral> like this. Whose funeral is it? " > The Woman replied, " Well that first hearse is for my husband. " > " What happened to him? " > The Woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. " > She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second hearse? " > The Woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my> husband when the dog turned on her. " > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two> women .> " Can I borrow the dog? " >> " Get in line. " >>>>>For more plagio info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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