Re: way off topic, but had to share

[Guest guest]

,

LOLOLOLOLOLOL- Oh that had me laughing here at my desk!! Mommy pooped! OMG!

Still laughing! I would turn bright red!

[Guest guest]

Oh just wait. All those embarrassing and selfish things I did to my

parents are being repaid now.

For example, whenever someone within earshot passes gas, my 2 year

old says " Mommy pooped. " very loudly! And that's only the tip of

the iceberg - and she's only 2!

Mom to Dane - and Olivia too!

> I cannot believe just how smart is becoming. For a while

now, he has

> known what the phone is and what it is used for. He will pick it

up and put

> it up to his ear and say, " Uh? " Well, that's all been cute, until

now!

> Today is his 15-month-old b-day and the day wouldn't be complete

without at

> least one milestone: Actually answering the phone.

>

> Here's what happened: We have some friends of ours that are

really annoying

> and won't let us breathe. Plus my husband is in the police

academy right now

> and is gone all week, so these people feel they need to pity me

and take care

> of me. So they call me and invite me up to dinner at least once a

week,

> which is nice...but they have to call every day and the wife wants

to talk to

> me for hours on end. Needless to say, there are many times that I

let the

> phone ring when they call. I just don't have time. To give you

some

> background, they have caught me doing this before. The other day

they were

> in the area, and they called, but when I didn't answer, they still

came over

> unannounced...talk about embarrassing...I had to pull some excuse

out of my

> butt about why i didn't answer the phone. They are very pushy

overbearing

> people, and needless to say, the husband is my husband's friend

from the Air

> force.

>

> Anyway, I could go on and on and on about them, especially his

wife, but

> here's what happened. The stalkers called and I checked the

caller I.D., saw

> that it was Mike's cell, so said, " Yeah, I'll pretty much catcha

later. " So

> then I counted from ten to one and then my cell phone rang (did I

tell you

> they are stalkers?) So I didn't answer my cell either...well,

when I don't

> answer my cell, it automatically transfers back to my home phone,

so my phone

> rang again about twice, and then all of a sudden it stopped

ringing. I

> thought, " Good grief. Finally they gave up " Until I saw the

phone lying on

> the floor (that I thought was far from 's reach) with the on

button lit

> up and the word, " Talk " on the screen. I picked up the phone and

sure

> enough, had answered the cordless and then dropped the phone

on the

> floor. I had to talk to them and make up some excuse again what

just

> happened. On one hand I was happy that he knew how to answer the

phone, but

> then I thought, " My son has just done his first embarrassing thing

to me. "

> I am still in shock that this happened! Can you believe it?

>

> Kellie, mom of , 15 months old today!

> Tacoma, WA

[Guest guest]

Time to change your phone number Kellie, either that or move the

phone waaaaay out of 's reach!!! That was such a cute little

story, too funny!

Niki

Kaylie & Danny (STAR grads)

Phila., PA

> I cannot believe just how smart is becoming. For a while

now, he has

> known what the phone is and what it is used for. He will pick it

up and put

> it up to his ear and say, " Uh? " Well, that's all been cute, until

now!

> Today is his 15-month-old b-day and the day wouldn't be complete

without at

> least one milestone: Actually answering the phone.

>

> Here's what happened: We have some friends of ours that are really

annoying

> and won't let us breathe. Plus my husband is in the police academy

right now

> and is gone all week, so these people feel they need to pity me and

take care

> of me. So they call me and invite me up to dinner at least once a

week,

> which is nice...but they have to call every day and the wife wants

to talk to

> me for hours on end. Needless to say, there are many times that I

let the

> phone ring when they call. I just don't have time. To give you

some

> background, they have caught me doing this before. The other day

they were

> in the area, and they called, but when I didn't answer, they still

came over

> unannounced...talk about embarrassing...I had to pull some excuse

out of my

> butt about why i didn't answer the phone. They are very pushy

overbearing

> people, and needless to say, the husband is my husband's friend

from the Air

> force.

>

> Anyway, I could go on and on and on about them, especially his

wife, but

> here's what happened. The stalkers called and I checked the caller

I.D., saw

> that it was Mike's cell, so said, " Yeah, I'll pretty much catcha

later. " So

> then I counted from ten to one and then my cell phone rang (did I

tell you

> they are stalkers?) So I didn't answer my cell either...well, when

I don't

> answer my cell, it automatically transfers back to my home phone,

so my phone

> rang again about twice, and then all of a sudden it stopped

ringing. I

> thought, " Good grief. Finally they gave up " Until I saw the phone

lying on

> the floor (that I thought was far from 's reach) with the on

button lit

> up and the word, " Talk " on the screen. I picked up the phone and

sure

> enough, had answered the cordless and then dropped the phone

on the

> floor. I had to talk to them and make up some excuse again what

just

> happened. On one hand I was happy that he knew how to answer the

phone, but

> then I thought, " My son has just done his first embarrassing thing

to me. "

> I am still in shock that this happened! Can you believe it?

>

> Kellie, mom of , 15 months old today!

> Tacoma, WA

[Guest guest]

Hahahahhaa I cant stop laughing about that one !!

OMG! hahaha Thanks for the laugh

Christi mom to Mya

-- In Plagiocephaly@y..., " rmanias " <rmanias@a...> wrote:

> Oh just wait. All those embarrassing and selfish things I did to

my

> parents are being repaid now.

> For example, whenever someone within earshot passes gas, my 2 year

> old says " Mommy pooped. " very loudly! And that's only the tip of

> the iceberg - and she's only 2!

>

> Mom to Dane - and Olivia too!

>

> > I cannot believe just how smart is becoming. For a while

> now, he has

> > known what the phone is and what it is used for. He will pick it

> up and put

> > it up to his ear and say, " Uh? " Well, that's all been cute,

until

> now!

> > Today is his 15-month-old b-day and the day wouldn't be complete

> without at

> > least one milestone: Actually answering the phone.

> >

> > Here's what happened: We have some friends of ours that are

> really annoying

> > and won't let us breathe. Plus my husband is in the police

> academy right now

> > and is gone all week, so these people feel they need to pity me

> and take care

> > of me. So they call me and invite me up to dinner at least once

a

> week,

> > which is nice...but they have to call every day and the wife

wants

> to talk to

> > me for hours on end. Needless to say, there are many times that

I

> let the

> > phone ring when they call. I just don't have time. To give you

> some

> > background, they have caught me doing this before. The other day

> they were

> > in the area, and they called, but when I didn't answer, they

still

> came over

> > unannounced...talk about embarrassing...I had to pull some excuse

> out of my

> > butt about why i didn't answer the phone. They are very pushy

> overbearing

> > people, and needless to say, the husband is my husband's friend

> from the Air

> > force.

> >

> > Anyway, I could go on and on and on about them, especially his

> wife, but

> > here's what happened. The stalkers called and I checked the

> caller I.D., saw

> > that it was Mike's cell, so said, " Yeah, I'll pretty much catcha

> later. " So

> > then I counted from ten to one and then my cell phone rang (did I

> tell you

> > they are stalkers?) So I didn't answer my cell either...well,

> when I don't

> > answer my cell, it automatically transfers back to my home phone,

> so my phone

> > rang again about twice, and then all of a sudden it stopped

> ringing. I

> > thought, " Good grief. Finally they gave up " Until I saw the

> phone lying on

> > the floor (that I thought was far from 's reach) with the on

> button lit

> > up and the word, " Talk " on the screen. I picked up the phone and

> sure

> > enough, had answered the cordless and then dropped the

phone

> on the

> > floor. I had to talk to them and make up some excuse again what

> just

> > happened. On one hand I was happy that he knew how to answer the

> phone, but

> > then I thought, " My son has just done his first embarrassing

thing

> to me. "

> > I am still in shock that this happened! Can you believe it?

> >

> > Kellie, mom of , 15 months old today!

> > Tacoma, WA

[Guest guest]

Kellie!

Oh that is too funny! You just wait. The fun never ends. My 4 year

old Chloe still finds ways to embarrass me daily! For example today

we were in the hospital and Chloe spots a pregnant woman who was very

very pregnant and was wearing slippers so Chloe yells look mommy shes

wearing slippers she mustve forgot to change into shoes. WHile shes

laughing so loudly. I know I turned 5 shades of red I was so

emabarrassed. AND that was just today! The stories are endless!

Have fun !! Its only the beginning! hahha

and sorry to hear about the stalkers! I think Id go nuts!!

Christi mom to MYa

> I cannot believe just how smart is becoming. For a while

now, he has

> known what the phone is and what it is used for. He will pick it

up and put

> it up to his ear and say, " Uh? " Well, that's all been cute, until

now!

> Today is his 15-month-old b-day and the day wouldn't be complete

without at

> least one milestone: Actually answering the phone.

>

> Here's what happened: We have some friends of ours that are really

annoying

> and won't let us breathe. Plus my husband is in the police academy

right now

> and is gone all week, so these people feel they need to pity me and

take care

> of me. So they call me and invite me up to dinner at least once a

week,

> which is nice...but they have to call every day and the wife wants

to talk to

> me for hours on end. Needless to say, there are many times that I

let the

> phone ring when they call. I just don't have time. To give you

some

> background, they have caught me doing this before. The other day

they were

> in the area, and they called, but when I didn't answer, they still

came over

> unannounced...talk about embarrassing...I had to pull some excuse

out of my

> butt about why i didn't answer the phone. They are very pushy

overbearing

> people, and needless to say, the husband is my husband's friend

from the Air

> force.

>

> Anyway, I could go on and on and on about them, especially his

wife, but

> here's what happened. The stalkers called and I checked the caller

I.D., saw

> that it was Mike's cell, so said, " Yeah, I'll pretty much catcha

later. " So

> then I counted from ten to one and then my cell phone rang (did I

tell you

> they are stalkers?) So I didn't answer my cell either...well, when

I don't

> answer my cell, it automatically transfers back to my home phone,

so my phone

> rang again about twice, and then all of a sudden it stopped

ringing. I

> thought, " Good grief. Finally they gave up " Until I saw the phone

lying on

> the floor (that I thought was far from 's reach) with the on

button lit

> up and the word, " Talk " on the screen. I picked up the phone and

sure

> enough, had answered the cordless and then dropped the phone

on the

> floor. I had to talk to them and make up some excuse again what

just

> happened. On one hand I was happy that he knew how to answer the

phone, but

> then I thought, " My son has just done his first embarrassing thing

to me. "

> I am still in shock that this happened! Can you believe it?

>

> Kellie, mom of , 15 months old today!

> Tacoma, WA

[Guest guest]

OH....MY.....GOD, KENDRA!!! Well, at least you can't be accused of not teaching her...oh my goodness, I am rolling.

kellie

[Guest guest]

my 2 year old says "Mommy pooped." very loudly!

Hanna's been turning me bright red these days too!!

We got a book from our local police dept. to help teach kids about strangers. Hanna LOVES this book, as it's called "My Mom Says". She calls it the Mommy book. It's very well done, but I'm afraid my kid is learning too well (I guess that's a good thing!)

In one part, it talks about not letting anyone touch your private spots, except for your Mommy/Daddy (you add whomever you need to). She has taken it upon herself to yell "DON'T TOUCH MY 'ULVA'!!!" whenever we get to this page. Kay fine. But now she's started yelling it in the stores!!!! I just want to die when she does this! Of course I just nod and smile at those around me and move onto the next aisle as fast as we can!

Gotta love those little girls! )

Kendra

Re: way off topic, but had to share

Oh just wait. All those embarrassing and selfish things I did to my parents are being repaid now. For example, whenever someone within earshot passes gas, my 2 year old says "Mommy pooped." very loudly! And that's only the tip of the iceberg - and she's only 2!Mom to Dane - and Olivia too!> I cannot believe just how smart is becoming. For a while now, he has > known what the phone is and what it is used for. He will pick it up and put > it up to his ear and say, "Uh?" Well, that's all been cute, until now! > Today is his 15-month-old b-day and the day wouldn't be complete without at > least one milestone: Actually answering the phone.> > Here's what happened: We have some friends of ours that are really annoying > and won't let us breathe. Plus my husband is in the police academy right now > and is gone all week, so these people feel they need to pity me and take care > of me. So they call me and invite me up to dinner at least once a week, > which is nice...but they have to call every day and the wife wants to talk to > me for hours on end. Needless to say, there are many times that I let the > phone ring when they call. I just don't have time. To give you some > background, they have caught me doing this before. The other day they were > in the area, and they called, but when I didn't answer, they still came over > unannounced...talk about embarrassing...I had to pull some excuse out of my > butt about why i didn't answer the phone. They are very pushy overbearing > people, and needless to say, the husband is my husband's friend from the Air > force.> > Anyway, I could go on and on and on about them, especially his wife, but > here's what happened. The stalkers called and I checked the caller I.D., saw > that it was Mike's cell, so said, "Yeah, I'll pretty much catcha later." So > then I counted from ten to one and then my cell phone rang (did I tell you > they are stalkers?) So I didn't answer my cell either...well, when I don't > answer my cell, it automatically transfers back to my home phone, so my phone > rang again about twice, and then all of a sudden it stopped ringing. I > thought, "Good grief. Finally they gave up" Until I saw the phone lying on > the floor (that I thought was far from 's reach) with the on button lit > up and the word, "Talk" on the screen. I picked up the phone and sure > enough, had answered the cordless and then dropped the phone on the > floor. I had to talk to them and make up some excuse again what just > happened. On one hand I was happy that he knew how to answer the phone, but > then I thought, "My son has just done his first embarrassing thing to me." > I am still in shock that this happened! Can you believe it?> > Kellie, mom of , 15 months old today!> Tacoma, WAFor more plagio info

[Guest guest]

try to be a good Mom, and what do you get!! ;o)

Kendra

Re: Re: way off topic, but had to share

OH....MY.....GOD, KENDRA!!! Well, at least you can't be accused of not teaching her...oh my goodness, I am rolling.kellie For more plagio info

[Guest guest]

LOLOLOL! That is too much! I think that's a great idea to use that book-

although now I'm scared too!

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 04/18/2002 9:58:39 PM Central Daylight Time,

p-nutsmum@... writes:

<< he has taken it upon herself to yell " DON'T TOUCH MY 'ULVA'!!! " whenever

we get to this page. Kay fine. But now she's started yelling it in the

stores!!!! I just want to die when she does this! >>

OMG - Kendra this is way too funny!!! I would just DIE!!

Marci

[Guest guest]

.. I picked up the phone and sure enough, had answered the

cordless and then dropped the phone on the floor. I had to talk to

them and make up some excuse again what just happened. On one hand I

was happy that he knew how to answer the phone, but then I

thought, " My son has just done his first embarrassing thing to

me. " I am still in shock that this happened! Can you believe it?

Kellie:

I am just cracking up! That's too cute......if this is the 1st

embarrassing thing has done to you in 15 mos time, man, you're

one lucky mommy! Abby embarrasses me daily! LOL.

I pray Abby doesn't start picking up the phone too, I do the same

thing with my caller id to my MIL! That's the best $9.00 I spend

every month, caller id!!! hehe

Debbie Abby's mom DOCGrad

MI

[Guest guest]

Oh my goodness !!!

We could have coffee, but not go out in public until they're 8!!!! hehehe

Maybe it's an Oct. 25th thing!

Kendra

Re: way off topic, but had to share

She has taken it upon herself to yell "DON'T TOUCH MY 'ULVA'!!!" whenever we get to this page. Kay fine. But now she's started yelling it in the stores!!!! Kendra-That is so stinking funny! Just think of the damage our 2 girls could do if we lived near each other!For more plagio info