Re: Fwd: FW: Women's Issues

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LOL Kellie: Thanks that was funny.

BTW, how did your birthday turn out?? I hope you had a nice day.

Debbie Abby's mom DOCGrad

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> > FW: Women's Issues

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> > > Pregnancy Q & A'S

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> > > Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

> > > A: No, 35 children is enough.

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> > > Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

> > > A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

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> > > Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

> > > A: Childbirth.

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> > > Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that

sometimes she's

> > > borderline irrational.

> > > A: So what's your question?

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> > > Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel

during labor,

> > > but pressure. Is she right?

> > > A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air

current.

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> > > Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

> > > A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

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> > > Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room

while my wife

> > > is in labor?

> > > A: Not unless your 50th anniversary may be something you look

forward

> > to

> > > someday.

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> > > Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from

childbirth?

> > > A: Yes, pregnancy.

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> > > Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

> > > A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

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> > > Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to

feel and

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> > > normal again?

> > > A: When the kids are in college.

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> > > Estrogen Issues

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> > > 10 Ways to Know If You Have " Estrogen Issues " :

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> > > 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

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> > > 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

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> > > 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

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> > > 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

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> > > 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper

sticker

> > > that says: " How's my driving? Call 1-800-***-. "

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> > > 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-

practice.

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> > > 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

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> > > 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than

Super Plus.

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> > > 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

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> > > 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it

yesterday.

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> > >

> > > Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

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> > > 10. Cats' facial expressions.

> > > 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different

colors.

> > > 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

> > > 7. Fat clothes.

> > > 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

> > > 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white.

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> > > 4. Cutting your fringe to make it grow.

> > > 3. Eyelash curlers.

> > > 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

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> > > AND, the #1 thing only women understand:

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> > > 1. OTHER WOMEN

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> > > Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their

day.

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> > > WE ALL NEED TO SMILE !!!!!!!

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