Guest guest Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 A panda goes into a bar and orders a bowl of bamboo. The bruin finishes the bamboo and pulls out a pistol, plugs the guy next to him, and waddles out. Another patron asks the bartender what it was all about. The bartender pulled out an encyclopedia, opened it to the bear area, pointed to the spot citing the Panda which read: “Panda: large black and white Asian bear; eats bamboo shoots and leaves.” Happy Friday. ( E. Abrahamson, D.C.) Chiropractic physician Lake Oswego Chiropractic Clinic 315 Second Street Lake Oswego, OR 97034 503-635-6246 Website: http://www.lakeoswegochiro.com From: JPedersenDC <chirodoc1@...> Date: Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:11:21 -0800 oregon dcs < > Subject: 'believe' Dr. Abrahamson: re: " Pandering to Jack will only get you...free beer! Come on down! Yee haw! " Panderers is NOT on the protected species list down this way, nor enny of them other bears...... But come on down, watermelon's ready for ya.... kindly Dr. Pedersen undergoing Sociability and Host Skills Training at this very moment!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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