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that was great thanks for sharing, we all need a good laugh.

Here is another one hope all enjoy it

Anita

SAD NEWS...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma

complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71..

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities

turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,

the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain

Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man

who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show

business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not

considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked

schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man

and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, Dough and

Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his

elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion

and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may

be having a crumby day and kneads it

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That was great Anita - we all thought it was a real 'floury " joke LOL.

Regards,

from Downunder

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From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of anita

Sent: Friday, 9 May 2008 10:31 PM

Subject: [ ] Todays joke: Gone AWOL

that was great thanks for sharing, we all need a good laugh.

Here is another one hope all enjoy it

Anita

SAD NEWS...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma

complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71..

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities

turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,

the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain

Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man

who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show

business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not

considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked

schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man

and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, Dough and

Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his

elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion

and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may

be having a crumby day and kneads it

__________________________________________________________

Be a better friend, newshound, and

know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.

<http://mobile./;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ>

/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ

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