Guest guest Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 We're missed a few jokes in the past days so here's another one for those bureaucrats we have to deal with :-):-) " Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an Old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your Water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field over there.' The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. " See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WANT on ANY agricultural land. " No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the Old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep. with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out..... " Your card! Your card! Show the bull your card! " " Those who would give up a little Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety-- lin, 1755 " ___ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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