Blonde Airline pasenger (Mondays joke)

[Guest guest]

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up &

moves to the First Class section and sits down

The Flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her

Economy

seat..

The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and

I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot

that

there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and

won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she

only paid

for economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have to

return

to her original seat.

The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and

I'm staying right here!'

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he

probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest

the Blonde who won't listen to reason.

'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I

speak

blonde!'

The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,

'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea', gets up and moves back to her seat in

Economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to

make her

move without any fuss.

The pilot replied, 'I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne'.

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[Guest guest]

Mondays Joke

That is funny - laughed out loud - I can speak blonde at times

Where do you get all these jokes -

Sue

(Australia)

[Guest guest]

Ha ha - got a whole disk full of them!

Regards,

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From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of Sue

Sent: Tuesday, 29 April 2008 12:21 PM

Subject: [ ] Re:Blonde Airline pasenger (Mondays joke)

Mondays Joke

That is funny - laughed out loud - I can speak blonde at times

Where do you get all these jokes -

Sue

(Australia)