The nun - too funny not to share.....

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Sister entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest

said, " Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as

long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so. "

Sister lived in the monastery for 5 years before the

Priest said to her, 'Sister , you have been here for 5

years. You may speak two words.'

Sister said, 'Hard bed.'

I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better

bed.'

After another 5 years, Sister was summoned by the

Priest, 'You may say another two words, Sister .'

'Cold food,' said Sister , and the Priest assured her

that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called

Sister in to his office. 'You may say two words today.'

'I quit,' said Sister .

'It's probably best,' said the Priest, 'You've done nothing but bitch

since you got here.'