todays joke - I'm Fine

May 25, 2008

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> > Farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking

> > company's fancy hot shot lawyer was questioning Clyde

> >

> > " Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'? " asked

> > the lawyer.

> >

> > Clyde responded, " Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded

> > my favourite cow, Bessie, into the... "

> >

> > " I didn't ask for any details " , the lawyer interrupted. " Just answer

> > the question.

> > Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'? "

> >

> > Clyde said, " Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was

> > driving down the road.... "

> >

> > The lawyer interrupted again and said, " Your Honour, I am trying to

> > establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told

> > the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several

> > weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he

> > is a fraud.

> > Please tell him to simply answer the question. "

> >

> > By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and

> > said to the lawyer, " I'd like to hear what he has to say about his

> > favourite cow, Bessie " .

> >

> > Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. " Well as I was saying, I had

> > just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was

> > driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer

> > ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was

> > thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was

> > hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.

> >

> > However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was

> > in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a

> > Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and

> > groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her

> > fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

> >

> > Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at

> > me, and said, " How are you feeling? "

> >

> > " Now tell me, what would you say? "

> >

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