Fwd: The parrot

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Date: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 8:49 PM

Fw: The parrot

 

Fwd: The parrot

FOR THOSE FRIENDS ( & KIDS?) WHO NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT?

A young man named received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word

out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

tried and tried to change he bird's attitude by consistently

saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he  could

think of to " clean up " the bird's vocabulary. Finally, was

fed up

and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. shook  the

parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. , in  desperation,

threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a

few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly

there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minut e. Fearing that he'd hurt the

parrot,   quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly

stepped out onto  's outstretched arms and said, " I believe I may

have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely

remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend  to do

everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior. "

was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about

to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,

the  bird continued, " May I ask what the turkey did? "  

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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