Guest guest Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 > > A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind > > him he hears:> > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image > > of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street > > toward him.> > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > > > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing > > quickly behind him> > > > > > > > > > FASTER...> > > > > > > > FASTER...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > > > BUMP...> > > > > > > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes > > in, slams and locks the door behind him.> > However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket > > clapping> > > > > > clappity-BUMP...> > > > > > > > clappity-BUMP...> > > > > > clappity-BUMP...> > > > > > on his heels as the terrified man runs.> > > > > > > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is > > pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.> > > > > > > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.> > Bumping and clapping toward him.> > The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find > > is a bottle of cough syrup!> > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...> > > > > > > > and,> > > > > > > > The coffin stops........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Ohmygawd! That is so bad it's great! Thanks I really need all the laughs I can get right now. Hehehehehe, I'm still giggling. Shari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Low moans and groans - all part of the Hallowe'en service. Ev Ohmygawd! That is so bad it's great! Thanks I really need all the laughs I can get right now. Hehehehehe, I'm still giggling. Shari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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