Re: Re: What Woman Means When See Says.....

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Help! I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard at all of these!

Re: What Woman Means When See Says.....

Kassia,Here's the other side of the coin:What a Man Really Means When He says..."I'm hungry." = I'm hungry."I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy."I'm tired." = I'm tired."Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex withyou."Can I take you out to dinner?" = Same as Above"Can I call you sometime?" = Same as Above"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to feel yourbare skin"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal outof this."What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological traumaare you going through now?"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before."Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't lookthat much different!"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deepperson and maybe then we can get down to business"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sexwith other guys.(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dressand let's go home!>> What a woman means when she says.............> > 1.) FINE: > > This is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up.> > 2.) Five Minutes: > > If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutesis only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes towatch the game before helping around the house. > > 3.) Nothing: > > This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youshould be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually endin fine. > > 4.) Go Ahead: > > This is a dare, not permission. Do not Do It! > > 5.) Loud Sigh: > > This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing withyou about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) > > 6.) That is Okay: > > This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to aman. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. > > 7.) Thanks: > > A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you arewelcome.> > 8.) Whatever: > > Is a women's way of saying F YOU! > > 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: > > Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanhas told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. Thiswill later result in a man asking, "What's wrong", for the woman'sresponse refer to # 3. > > > > Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they canavoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women youknow to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.> > > ---------------------------------> Check out the all-new beta - Fire up a more powerfulemail and get things done faster.>

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LOL that's funny, thanks for showing us the other side of the

coin.

Kerry

wrote:

| Kassia,

|

| Here's the other side of the coin:

|

| What a Man Really Means When He says...

|

| " I'm hungry. " = I'm hungry.

|

| " I'm sleepy. " = I'm sleepy.

|

| " I'm tired. " = I'm tired.

|

| " Do you want to go to a movie? " = I'd eventually like to have sex

with

| you.

|

| " Can I take you out to dinner? " = Same as Above

|

| " Can I call you sometime? " = Same as Above

|

| " Nice dress! " = Nice cleavage!

|

| " You look tense, let me give you a massage. " = I want to feel your

| bare skin

|

| " What's wrong? " = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out

| of this.

|

| " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological

trauma

| are you going through now?

|

| " I love you, too. " = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

|

| " Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. " = I liked it better before.

|

| " Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. " = $50 and it doesn't look

| that much different!

|

| " Let's talk. " = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a

deep

| person and maybe then we can get down to business

|

| " Will you marry me? " = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex

| with other guys.

|

| (while shopping) " I like that one better. " = Pick any freakin' dress

| and let's go home!

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Yes so true and so funny!

Kathy

Re: What Woman Means When See Says.....

Kassia,Here's the other side of the coin:What a Man Really Means When He says..."I'm hungry." = I'm hungry."I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy."I'm tired." = I'm tired."Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex withyou."Can I take you out to dinner?" = Same as Above"Can I call you sometime?" = Same as Above"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to feel yourbare skin"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal outof this."What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological traumaare you going through now?"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before."Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't lookthat much different!"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deepperson and maybe then we can get down to business"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sexwith other guys.(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dressand let's go home!>> What a woman means when she says.............> > 1.) FINE: > > This is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up.> > 2.) Five Minutes: > > If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutesis only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes towatch the game before helping around the house. > > 3.) Nothing: > > This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youshould be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually endin fine. > > 4.) Go Ahead: > > This is a dare, not permission. Do not Do It! > > 5.) Loud Sigh: > > This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing withyou about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) > > 6.) That is Okay: > > This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to aman. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. > > 7.) Thanks: > > A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you arewelcome.> > 8.) Whatever: > > Is a women's way of saying F YOU! > > 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: > > Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanhas told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. Thiswill later result in a man asking, "What's wrong", for the woman'sresponse refer to # 3. > > > > Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they canavoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women youknow to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.> > > ---------------------------------> Check out the all-new beta - Fire up a more powerfulemail and get things done faster.>

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yes you men are easier to read LOL FINE!!!! LOL kassia

Everyone is raving about the all-new beta.