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There are 25 messages in this issue.Topics in this digest:1. I have a Dream Mobile From: Belinda Mooney2. Eucerin Lotion From: Krista3. Samples and Catalog From: Krista4. Body Invest Bath Product From: Krista5a. Coffee Samples From: Charlene Hartwig6. Free Sparkle Glass Cleaner Coupons and Samples - join mailing list From: ILuvMyCats7. Eucerin Sample From: Krista8. Facial Lotions From: Krista9. Free $25 Gift CC from Hallmark Insights for survey From: ILuvMyCats10a. Skincare Samples

From: Krista11. Free African Shea Butter Sample From: ILuvMyCats12a. Dove From: Krista13. Free koozie, toothpick holder and coupon @ I Love Stubb's Club From: ILuvMyCats14. $10 Donated to the American Red Cross when you take a survey From: ILuvMyCats15a. Re: ??? From: Claywoman16. Free Always Being Girl Teen Beauty Samples Kit From: ILuvMyCats17. s From: Charlene Hartwig18. THE

YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES --2007 From: Charlene Hartwig19. Link from the lily pads... The Child Health Site From: charhartwig@...20. ZipZoomfly Video Contest From: Sherry D21. RainBarrelSoap From: Krista22. Soap Samples From: Krista23. Vegan Bath Product From: Krista24. Finger Lakes Soap Samples From: Krista25. Baby Soap From:

KristaMessages________________________________________________________________________1. I have a Dream Mobile Posted by: "Belinda Mooney" belindamooney@... hmschoolnwv Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:08 am ((PST))I have a Dream MobileCelebrate Luther King's birthday with this neat craft ideahttp://educational-kids-crafts.suite101.com/article.cfm/celebrate_martin_luther_king_dayEnjoy,Belindawww.gardenandhearth,com/canning.htmMessages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________2. Eucerin Lotion Posted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:11 am ((PST))http://www.eucerinus.com/aquaphor_newsletter0506/Please keep my mother on your daily prayer list. We are praying for a

Miracle. Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________3. Samples and Catalog Posted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:11 am ((PST))http://www.mountaincountrysoap.net/catalog_request.htmPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer

list. We are praying for a Miracle. Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________4. Body Invest Bath Product Posted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:11 am ((PST))http://www.bodyinvest.com/pages/feedback.htmlPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list. We are praying for a Miracle. Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________5a. Coffee Samples Posted by: "Charlene Hartwig" charhartwig@... charhartwig Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 am ((PST))http://www.coffeefair.com/free-coffee-samples.htm ---------------------------------Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search.Messages in this topic (17)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________6. Free Sparkle Glass Cleaner Coupons and Samples - join mailing list Posted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyou Date: Fri Jan 11,

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by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 am ((PST))http://www.eucerinus.com/septdiabetesnewsletter/Please keep my mother on your daily prayer list. We are praying for a Miracle. Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________8. Facial Lotions Posted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 am ((PST))http://www.sandratillinghast.com/free.htmlPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list. We are praying for a

Miracle. Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________9. Free $25 Gift CC from Hallmark Insights for survey Posted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyou Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))At the end of the survey, as a token of appreciation,you will be offered a $25 gift certificate fromHallmark Insights. Or you can choose to have us donate$25 to International Services of American Red Cross onyour behalf.https://deploy.ztelligence.com/start/survey/survey_taking.jsp?PIN=139QW34WCNMU7"It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX ____________________________________________________________________________________Never miss a thing. Make your home page. http://www./r/hsMessages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________10a. Skincare Samples Posted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.ca-botana.com/contact_freesample.phpPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list. We are praying for a

Miracle. Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (3)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________11. Free African Shea Butter Sample Posted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyou Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.voacanga-africana.com.gh/sheabutter/contact"It is Better to

Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX ____________________________________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. http://tools.search./newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________12a. Dove Posted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.dove.us/real_beauty/offers.aspPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list. We are praying for a Miracle. Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (7)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________13.

Free koozie, toothpick holder and coupon @ I Love Stubb's Club Posted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyou Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.ilovestubbs.com/signup/signup.aspx borrowed:quote I just received a $1 coupon for any Stubb'sProduct (NED, this is the first Stubb's coupon I'veever seen!), a Shiner Bock beer bottle koozie, and atravel toothpick holder. I was pleasantly surprisedwhen I received it, all just for signing-up for the ILove Stubb's Club! For those unfamiliar with this product, Stubb's has aline of superb Bar-B-Q sauces and products. http://www.ilovestubbs.com/signup/signup.aspx "It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX ____________________________________________________________________________________Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile./;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ Messages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________14. $10 Donated to the American Red Cross when you take a survey Posted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyou Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))https://deploy.ztelligence.com/start/survey/survey_taking.jsp?PIN=139QW34W84BBQAt the end of the survey, as a token of appreciation,we will donate $10 to International Services

ofAmerican Red Cross on your behalf. "It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX ____________________________________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. http://tools.search./newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingMessages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________15a. Re: ??? Posted by: "Claywoman" designersclay@... designersclay Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))I like to look at the stars at night and try to locate different ones..figures like the b ig dipper etc. Read liscense plates and figure them out...notice shapes of clouds...attend free events in your community, which should be in community newspaper... some restaurants offer a free meal for your birthday...go to the library and get a book on a different culture of people...window shop or browse magazines and plan how you want your home to look when things get straight...volunteer

to help someone out, plenty of organizations out there..its fun, free and what you give you get back ten fold...IE if you need clothes, give clothes away etc. try something that you never tried before..first learn about it, you are online so read up on it, change your life, make it fuller and richer by enjoyoing life and being all that you can be. mix and match different clothe combinations in your closet..repair what needs to be done if you can....invite someone over for dinner who has never been to your home before the possibilites are endless...attend a local church where the bible is taught..was gonna say teached rofl! Pam Salvation Vote for me! Art Blog

---------------------------------Never miss a thing. Make your homepage.Messages in this topic (12)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________16. Free Always Being Girl Teen Beauty Samples Kit Posted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyou Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.teenfreeway.com/pg/nov07/BG_pg1_2007.htm"It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give

back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX ____________________________________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. http://tools.search./newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________17. s Posted by: "Charlene

Hartwig" charhartwig@... charhartwig Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:15 am ((PST))It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true... s turns To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, s made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music." Here are the actual lyrics she used: Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, s and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied

up in string, ]These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things. Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break,When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had,And then I don't feel so

bad. (Ms. s received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.) Please share Ms. s' clever wit and humor with others who would appreciate it. Have a GREAT DAY!!! Charlene A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of thetelevision ~Author Unknown***A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. ~AuthorUnknown ---------------------------------Never miss a thing. Make your homepage.Messages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________18. THE YEAR'S BEST [actual]

HEADLINES --2007 Posted by: "Charlene Hartwig" charhartwig@... charhartwig Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:15 am ((PST))These are headlines for the paper lol its okay laugh at loud. I did and tears running down my face too lol love these THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES : Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for- nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [i can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to.(Maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling Freebie_Fantasy wrote: There are 25 messages in this issue.Topics in this digest:1. I have a Dream Mobile From: Belinda Mooney2. Eucerin Lotion From: Krista3. Samples and Catalog From: Krista4. Body Invest Bath Product From: Krista5a. Coffee Samples From: Charlene Hartwig6. Free Sparkle Glass Cleaner Coupons and Samples - join mailing list From:

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Krista23. Vegan Bath Product From: Krista24. Finger Lakes Soap Samples From: Krista25. Baby Soap From: KristaMessages________________________________________________________________________1. I have a Dream MobilePosted by: "Belinda Mooney" belindamooney@... hmschoolnwvDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:08 am ((PST))I have a Dream MobileCelebrate Luther King's birthday with this neat craft ideahttp://educational-kids-crafts.suite101.com/article.cfm/celebrate_martin_luther_king_dayEnjoy,Belindawww.gardenandhearth,com/canning.htmMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________2. Eucerin LotionPosted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:11 am

((PST))http://www.eucerinus.com/aquaphor_newsletter0506/Please keep my mother on your daily prayer list.We are praying for a Miracle.Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________3. Samples and CatalogPosted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:11 am ((PST))http://www.mountaincountrysoap.net/catalog_request.htmPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list.We are praying for a Miracle.Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________4. Body Invest Bath ProductPosted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:11 am

((PST))http://www.bodyinvest.com/pages/feedback.htmlPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list.We are praying for a Miracle.Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________5a. Coffee SamplesPosted by: "Charlene Hartwig" charhartwig@... charhartwigDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 am ((PST))http://www.coffeefair.com/free-coffee-samples.htm---------------------------------Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search.Messages in this topic (17)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________6. Free Sparkle Glass Cleaner Coupons and Samples - join mailing listPosted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@...

findingsamplesforyouDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 am ((PST))http://www.glasscleaner.com/mailinglist/ "It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX____________________________________________________________________________________Never miss a thing. Make your home page. http://www./r/hsMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________7. Eucerin SamplePosted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 am ((PST))http://www.eucerinus.com/septdiabetesnewsletter/Please keep my mother on your daily prayer list.We are praying for a Miracle.Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________8. Facial LotionsPosted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 am ((PST))http://www.sandratillinghast.com/free.htmlPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list.We are praying for a Miracle.Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________9. Free $25 Gift CC from Hallmark Insights for surveyPosted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyouDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))At the end of the survey, as a token of appreciation,you will be offered a $25 gift certificate fromHallmark Insights. Or you can choose to have us donate$25 to

International Services of American Red Cross onyour behalf.https://deploy.ztelligence.com/start/survey/survey_taking.jsp?PIN=139QW34WCNMU7"It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX____________________________________________________________________________________Never miss a thing. Make your home page. http://www./r/hsMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________10a. Skincare SamplesPosted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.ca-botana.com/contact_freesample.phpPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list.We are praying for a Miracle.Thanks!

KristaMessages in this topic (3)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________11. Free African Shea Butter SamplePosted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyouDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.voacanga-africana.com.gh/sheabutter/contact"It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX____________________________________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. http://tools.search./newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingMessages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________12a. DovePosted by: "Krista" freebiefantastic@... Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.dove.us/real_beauty/offers.aspPlease keep my mother on your daily prayer list.We are praying for a Miracle.Thanks! KristaMessages in this topic (7)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________13. Free koozie, toothpick holder and coupon @ I Love Stubb's ClubPosted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyouDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.ilovestubbs.com/signup/signup.aspx borrowed:quote I just received a $1 coupon for any Stubb'sProduct (NED, this is the first Stubb's

coupon I'veever seen!), a Shiner Bock beer bottle koozie, and atravel toothpick holder. I was pleasantly surprisedwhen I received it, all just for signing-up for the ILove Stubb's Club! For those unfamiliar with this product, Stubb's has aline of superb Bar-B-Q sauces and products. http://www.ilovestubbs.com/signup/signup.aspx "It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX____________________________________________________________________________________Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile./;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ Messages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________14. $10 Donated to the American Red Cross when you take a surveyPosted by: "ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyouDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))https://deploy.ztelligence.com/start/survey/survey_taking.jsp?PIN=139QW34W84BBQAt the end of the survey, as a token of appreciation,we will donate $10 to International Services ofAmerican Red Cross on your behalf. "It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX____________________________________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search.

http://tools.search./newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________15a. Re: ???Posted by: "Claywoman" designersclay@... designersclayDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))I like to look at the stars at night and try to locate different ones..figures like the b ig dipper etc. Read liscense plates and figure them out...notice shapes of clouds...attend free events in your community, which should be in community newspaper...some restaurants offer a free meal for your birthday...go to the library and get a book on a different culture of people...window shop or browse magazines and plan how you want your home to look when things get straight...volunteer to help someone out, plenty of organizations out there..its fun, free and what you give you get back

ten fold...IE if you need clothes, give clothes away etc.try something that you never tried before..first learn about it, you are online so read up on it, change your life, make it fuller and richer by enjoyoing life and being all that you can be.mix and match different clothe combinations in your closet..repair what needs to be done if you can....invite someone over for dinner who has never been to your home beforethe possibilites are endless...attend a local church where the bible is taught..was gonna say teached rofl!PamSalvation Vote for me! Art Blog---------------------------------Never miss a thing. Make your homepage.Messages in this topic (12)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________16. Free Always Being Girl Teen Beauty Samples KitPosted by:

"ILuvMyCats" findingsamplesforyou@... findingsamplesforyouDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:13 am ((PST))http://www.teenfreeway.com/pg/nov07/BG_pg1_2007.htm"It is Better to Give then Receive"Next time you catch yourself lurking around in a grouptry to find something to give back....SHARE...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX____________________________________________________________________________________Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. http://tools.search./newsearch/category.php?category=shoppingMessages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________17. sPosted by: "Charlene Hartwig" charhartwig@... charhartwigDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:15 am ((PST))It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true...

s turns To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, s made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music." Here are the actual lyrics she used: Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, s and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, ]These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,No spicy hot food or food cooked with

onions,Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things. Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin',Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break,When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had,And then I don't feel so bad. (Ms. s received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.) Please share Ms. s' clever wit and humor with others who would appreciate it. Have a GREAT DAY!!!CharleneA grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of thetelevision ~Author Unknown***A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside.

~AuthorUnknown---------------------------------Never miss a thing. Make your homepage.Messages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________18. THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES --2007Posted by: "Charlene Hartwig" charhartwig@... charhartwigDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:15 am ((PST))These are headlines for the paper lol its okay laugh at loud. I did and tears running down my face too lol love these THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES : Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe

thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for- nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [i can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to.(Maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling Have a GREAT DAY!!!CharleneA grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of thetelevision ~Author Unknown***A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. ~AuthorUnknown---------------------------------Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now.Messages in this topic

(1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________19. Link from the lily pads... The Child Health SitePosted by: "charhartwig@..." charhartwig@... charhartwigDate: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:15 am ((PST))Hey guys here's our chance to help the kids out for just seconds a day. They also have things we can purchase to help the cause. Come on you know you want to sign up. They will even send you a reminder everyday! CharleneTo find out more, click the following link: http://www.bzzagent.com/r/0861747032/charhartwig/6454687391Messages in this topic (1)________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________20. ZipZoomfly Video ContestPosted by: "Sherry D" my.group.mail.00@... mommad_97Date: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:15

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