Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 > Rules of Life > > 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three > margaritas. > > 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it > doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and > shouldn't, use the tape. > > 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital > relationship " I apologize " and " You are right. " > > 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. > > 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. > It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. > > 6. The only really good advice that your mother ever > gave you was, " Go! You might meet somebody! " > > 7. If he/she says that you are too good for > her-believe them. > > 8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will > this matter one year from now? How about one month? > One week? One day?' > > 9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. > > 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You > have another chance! > > 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being > miserable because of a bad or former relationship just > might mean that the other person was right about you. > > 12. Work is good, but it's not that important. > > 13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You > never know when you are going to need them to empty > your bedpan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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