Guest guest Posted April 6, 2002 Report Share Posted April 6, 2002 > It is impossible to lick your elbow. > > A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. > > A shrimp's heart is in their head. > > It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. > > A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. > > Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of > Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that > consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. > > More than 50% of the people in the world have never > made or received a telephone call. > > Rats and horses can't vomit. > > The " sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick " is said > to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. > > If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib and if you keep > your eyes open by force, they can pop out.. If you try to suppress a > sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. > > Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over > 1 million descendants. > > Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in > your ear by 700 times. > > If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does > Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, > implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to > have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > > In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > > The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. > > Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating > are already married. > > A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. " WHO DID THE RESEARCH ON > THIS... WAS IT TAXPAYER FUNDS? " > > In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat > 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. (God I didn't need to know that) > > Most lipstick contains fish scales. > > Cat's urine glows under a black-light. > > Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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