Guest guest Posted April 1, 2002 Report Share Posted April 1, 2002 I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, " Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt! " ************************* On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, " The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents. " ************************* When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the first time. The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up. " See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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