RE: thought this was tooo funny

[Guest guest]

Driving to the office this morning on the six-lane, I looked over to

my

> left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles

> per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on

her

eyeliner!

> I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway

> over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!

>

> It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which

> knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of

trying to

> straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it

knocked

> my cell-phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my

legs,

> splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and

> DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!

>

> DARNED WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

m Kathi in OK