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Green Eggs and Spam

I am spam.

Spam I am.

I am a curse

much worse than " damn. "

I'm junk e-mail

I eat RAM

In your mailbox

I will cram

Megabytes of flim and flam

Get rich quick!

Lose weight fast!

What naughty pics

We have amassed!

Cybertrash is what I am

In data streams too swift to dam.

Down I pour just like Niagra

With promises of cheap Viagra.

I have no tact,

I am not nice.

I am the World Wide Web's

head lice.

No, I am not

That other SPAM.

I'm no pink block

Of oily ham.

I am e-pistles

That you can't stand

And I don't blame you.

No sir, no ma'am.

-- Mark Coomes

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