Joke

[Guest guest]

May be offensive to some....

A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an

old rabbi.

He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says, " Rabbi,

what do you do with the drippings from the candles? "

The rabbi says, " We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a

while they send us a free candle. "

The kid says, " And what do you do with the crumbs from your table? "

The rabbi says, " We send them to the matzo ball factory, and every once in a

while they send us a free box of matzo balls. "

The kid says, " And what do you do with the foreskins from your

circumcisions? "

The rabbi says, " We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they

send us a little prick like you. "

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