Fw: something cute to share

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I thought this was cute so decided to pass it along. Enjoy.

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linda@...

This is cute, hope you like it.

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class

about the difference between right and wrong.

" All right children, let's take another example,

" she said. " If I were to get into a man's

pocket and take his billfold with all his money,

what would I be? "

Little ny raises his hand,

and with a confident smile, he blurts out,

" You'd be his wife! "

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before

she dismissed them to go to church,

" And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? "

Annie replied,

" Because people are sleeping. "

A Sunday School teacher asked her class

why ph and took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

A small child replied:

" They couldn't get a baby-sitter. "

A Sunday school teacher was discussing

the Ten Commandments with her

five and six year olds. After explaining

the commandment to

" honor thy father and thy mother, "

she asked " Is there a commandment that

teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters? "

Without missing a beat one little boy answered,

" Thou shall not kill. "

At Sunday School they were teaching

how God created everything,

including human beings.

Little ny seemed especially

intent when they told him how

Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him

lying down as though he were ill, and said, " ny what is the matter? "

Little ny responded,

" I have a pain in my side.

I think I'm going to have a wife. "