Guest guest Posted February 25, 2002 Report Share Posted February 25, 2002 Subject: Pillsbury DoughBoy > So sorry to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast > infection & complications from repeated pokes in the belly! He was only > 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities > turned out to pay their last respects, including Mrs Butterworth, Hungry > Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies & > Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Long-time > friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man > who never knew how much he was kneaded. > Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with > turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his > dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was > still considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought > that he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart. > Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, Dough & > Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his > elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 > minutes. This is cute, hope you get a smile from it. Be Blessed, Becky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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