Explain God

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This is fabulous!!! It was written by an eight-year-old, Danny Dutton of

Chula Vista, Ca for his 3rd grade homework assignment. The assignment was to

explain God. Wonder if any of us could do as well.

EXPLAIN GOD

One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones

that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on Earth. He

doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and

easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up His valuable time

teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and

fathers.

Gods second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this

goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside

bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this.

God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him

pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your Mom and

Dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.

Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in

Chula Vista. At least any who come to our church.

Jesus is God's son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and

performing miracles and people finally got tired of him preaching to them and

they crucified Him. But he was good and kind, like His father and He told His

Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God

said O.K. His dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all his

hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the road

anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did. And He helps His dad out by

listening to prayers seeing things which are important to God to take care of

and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like

a secretary only more important. You can pray anytime you want and they are

sure to help you because they got it all worked out so that one of them is on

duty all the time.

You should always go to church on Sunday, because it makes God happy, and if

there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip church because

you want to do something you think will be more fun like go to the beach.

This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon

anyway.

If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very

lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but

God can. It's good to know He's around you when you're scared in the dark or

when you can't swim and you get thrown into really deep water by big kids.

But...you shouldn't always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put

me here and He can take me back anytime he pleases. And... that's why I

believe in God.

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The best article of my life. Really felt very nice presentation... cool language.. latest fundas.. enjoyed alot. THANKU GOD.

Thanks a ton.

GOD BLESS U unlmited.

Prayers.

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"One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace

the ones that die so there will be enough people to take care of

things here on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I

think because they are smaller and easier to make, That way, He

doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and

walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.

God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful

lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things,

pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to

the radio or TV on account of this. Since He hears everything, not

only prayers, there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears,

unless He has thought of a way to turn it off.

God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere, which

keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going

over your parent's head asking for something they said you couldn't

have.

Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there

are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our

church.

Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on

water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who

didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of Him

preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good and kind

like His Father and He told His Father that they didn't know what

they were doing and to forgive them and God said OK.

His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His

hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the

road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps

His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are

important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of

Himself without having to bother God. Like the secretary, only more

important, of course. You can pray anytime you want and they are

sure to hear you because they got it worked out so one of them is on

duty all the time.

You should always go to Church on Sunday because it makes God happy,

and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip

church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the

beach. This is wrong! And, besides, the sun doesn't come out at the

beach until noon anyway.

If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be

very lonely, because your parent can't go everywhere with You, like

to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're

scared in the dark or when you can't swim very good and you get

thrown into real deep water by big kids. But you shouldn't just

always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here

and He can take me back anytime He pleases.

And that's why I believe in God

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