RE: Choclate covered pretzles

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Kathy in Il.....you made my night ...I still laugh every time I think

about what you said....really though give yourself a break....you

have

to be allowed to cheat....chocolate is my Weakness.....I have the

opposite problem ...I have problems with absorption and weigh about

115....it drives my 300 lb. husband to distraction....I sit a chonk

away on chocolate....he having diabetes wants to choke me..he is

trying so hard to lose weight and accuses me of not being

suportive...I know hes right but I just CRAVE sweet....anyway I am

sending a little dity....that gives you a legit reason to cheat and I

an cheering you all on.....still laughing Kathi in OK

Conspiracy, We Must Stop This

Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age,

everything seems uphill from where you are? Stairs are steeper.

Groceries are heavier.

And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the

corner

and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young

ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak

up

they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same

silent

message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a

lip

reader?

I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On

the

other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran

into an

old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't

even

recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was

combing

my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced ! at my own

refection........Well, REALLY NOW ......... even mirrors are not

made

the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast today! You're risking

life

and limb if you just happen to pull onto the freeway in front of

them.

All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way

I

see

them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would

they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do

they

think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the

waist,

hips, thighs, and bosom?

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but

in

reverse. Do they think I actually " believe " the number I see on that

dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do

these

people think they're fooling?

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on

-but

the telephone! company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed

the

phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number

in

here!

All I can do is pass along this warning: Maturity is under attack!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon " everyone " will have

to

suffer these awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because

something

has caused fonts to be smaller than they once were too!