Why we love children....................

[Guest guest]

Tried to forward this and it didn't come through so I will make sure it does

this time.

Why we love children..............

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was

dead or alive. " Dead. " She was infromed. " How do you know? " she asked her

pupil. " Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move, " answered the child

innocently. " You did WHAT?!? the teacher exclaimed in surprise. " You know, "

explained the boy, " I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move. "

________________________________________________________________________________\

_

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.... " Da-ad.... "

" What? " " I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water? " " N. You had your

chance. Lights out. " Five minutes later: " Da-aaaad..... " " WHAT? " " I'm

THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?? " " I told you NO! If you ask again,

I'll have to spank you!! " Five minutes later...... " Daaaa-aaaad..... " " WHAT! "

" When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water? "

________________________________________________________________________________\

__

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked

him, " How do you expect to get into Heaven? " The boy thought it over and

said, " Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until

St. says, " For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out! "

________________________________________________________________________________\

_____

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son

into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in

his voice " Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight? " The mother smiled and gave

him a reassuring hug. " I can't dear, " she said. " I have to sleep in Daddy's

room. " A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: " The big

sissy. "

________________________________________________________________________________\

___

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into

the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "

Mommy, you are getting fat! " I replied, " Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby

growing in her tummy. " " I know, " she replied, " but what " s growing in your

butt? "

________________________________________________________________________________\

____

Hope this bring a little laughter into some of your lives, because they say

" laughter is the best medician. "

in WA

---------------------------------