Train service?

[Guest guest]

I have been getting a good laugh from this Kathi in OK

This is a transcript between a commuter and the

railroad company, regarding services of the latter.

" Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the

last twenty-two years, and the service on your line

seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of

standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip.

I think the transportation system is worse that that

enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago.

Yours truly, A Commuter "

The Reply to the above:

" Dear Sir: We received your letter with reference to

the shortcomings of our service and believe you are

somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of

transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.

Sincerely, Western Railways "

And the Counter-Reply was:

" Gentlemen: I am in receipt of your letter, and I

think you are the ones who are confused in your

history. If you will refer to the Bible, Book of

, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to

town on his ass...

That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to

do on your train in the last twenty-two years!

Yours truly, A Commuter