Re: Fwd: This is funny The Plan (Robin )

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Think Robin , Think Carlin, Think Jerry Rubin/Yippies.

At least in part.

Fwd: This is funny The Plan (Robin )

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The Plan!

!Robin , wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin .... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin ' plan...(Hard to argue with his logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peacebut I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys". We will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21 The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us, "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."

She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " If you agree with the above forward it to friends...

If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

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http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

I do find the whole thing quite characteristic of American chauvinism,

too.

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> Robin , wearing a shirt that says " I love New York " in Arabic.

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> You gotta love Robin ....

> Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin

> to come up with the perfect

> plan. What we need now is for our

> UN Ambassador to stand up and

> repeat this message.

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> Robin ' plan...(Hard to argue with his logic!)

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> " I see a lot of people yelling for peace

> but I have not heard of a plan for

> peace. So, here's one plan. "

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> 1) The US will apologize to the world for our " interference " in

their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,

Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those " good ole

boys " . We will never " interfere " again.

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> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting

with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They

don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one

allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

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> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and

leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder

will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or

where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

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> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90

days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation

will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and

don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't

need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

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> 5) No foreign " students " over age 21 The older ones are the bombers.

If they don't attend classes, they get a " D " and it's back home, baby.

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> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient

energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of

energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan

wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

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> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel

for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can

go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells

filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

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> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,

we will not " interfere. " They can pray to Allah or whomever, for

seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we

give them is stolen or given

> to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

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> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We

don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the

building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

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> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no

one can call us, " Ugly Americans " any longer. The Language we speak is

ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

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> " The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying " Give me your tired, your

poor, your huddled masses. "

> She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of

me?' "

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> If you agree with the above forward it to friends...

> If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

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As funny as it may be, Robin had nothing to do with it.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-williams-plan.htm

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Thank you for informing me, I had received it as a forwarded email, thought it was somewhat funny .so I posted it. Take care n wsrank@... wrote: As funny as it may be, Robin had nothing to do with it.http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-williams-plan.htm

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