how the world works these days

[Guest guest]

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while

slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years

and die of lung cancer, your family blames the

tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,

he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and

tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet and the passengers

kill him instead,

the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world

as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old wrinkled butt is parked

in front of this computer, I want all of you to

blame Bill Gates.

Oh and sue him on my behalf to get yourselves

some of his money. Ah just kidding