Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.

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Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.

Now that Vancouver has won the the 2010 Winter

Olympics, these are some questions people from all

over the world are asking. Believe it or not these

questions about Canada were posted on an International

Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but

the questions were really asked!

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do

the plants grow?( England )

A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit

around and

watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to s ee Polar Bears in the street? (

USA )

A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I

follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of

water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ?

( Sweden )

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ?

Can you send me a list of them

in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? (

England )

A: What, did your last slave die?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing

in Canada ? ( USA )

A: Af-ri-ca is the big tr iangle shaped continent

south of Europe . Ca-Nada is that big country to your

North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every

Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us

when you get he re and we'll send the rest of the

directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do .

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (

USA )

A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering

Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna

Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and

in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come

naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )

A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain

of youth. Where can I

sell it in Canada< /st1:country-region>?( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia

where the female population is smaller than the male

population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay nightclubs .

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )

A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk

available all year round?( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan

hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada ,

but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with

horns. ( USA )

A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very

violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to

them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with

human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (

USA )

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Please send this on to any Canadian (or others) who

you think will enjoy it as much as I did.

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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