Speeding Senior

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Speeding Senior A Florida senior citizen drove his

brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,

enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he

had left. " Amazing, " he thought as he flew down I-75,

pushing the pedal even more.

>> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state

trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren

blaring. He floored it to 110 mph...then 120... then

130. Suddenly he thought, " What am I doing? I'm too

old for this, " and pulled over to await the trooper's

arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up

to the

Corvette, looked at his watch and said, " Sir, my

shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday if you can

give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard

before, I'll let you go. " The old gentleman paused,

then said,

" Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State

Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. " " Have

a good day, sir, " replied the trooper.

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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Love you Sandy....this is so funny.

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Speeding Senior

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new

Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it

to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing

through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down

I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror,

he saw a state trooper behind him,

blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 110 mph...then 120... then 130. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing?

I'm too old for this," and pulled over to

await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked

up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said,

"Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday

if you can give me a reason for speeding that I've

never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago,

my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper.

I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.