2007 tax return

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Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2007 tax return showing

that I owe $3,407.00 in

taxes.

Please note the attached article from the USA

Today's newspaper; dated 12

November, wherein you will see the Pentagon

(Department of Defense) is

paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00

per toilet seat. I am

enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400)

and six (6) hammers valued

@ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing

my total remittance to

$3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the

'Presidential Election Fund,'

as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively

by sending them one (1)

1.5' Head screw (see aforementioned article

from USA Today

newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for

1.5' Head

Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year,

and I look forward to

paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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[Guest guest]

Good one Marty,

those toilet seats must be made out of GOLD, that's 14

kt! Yah! if the average citizen did charge the gov't

for a hammer at 1,000 bucks we would be audited! and

go to jail, not like these bozos in the contract

corporate world of the USA of corporations!

thanks for the funny!

Michele

--- Marty Cline <stompingelk@...> wrote:

>

>

> Dear Internal Revenue Service:

>

> Enclosed you will find my 2007 tax return showing

> that I owe $3,407.00 in

> taxes.

>

> Please note the attached article from the USA

> Today's newspaper; dated 12

> November, wherein you will see the Pentagon

> (Department of Defense) is

> paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00

> per toilet seat. I am

> enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400)

> and six (6) hammers valued

> @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing

> my total remittance to

> $3,429.00.

>

> Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the

> 'Presidential Election Fund,'

> as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively

> by sending them one (1)

> 1.5' Head screw (see aforementioned article

> from USA Today

> newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for

> 1.5' Head

> Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

> It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year,

> and I look forward to

> paying it again next year.

>

> Sincerely,

> A Satisfied Taxpayer

>

>

> Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

> I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

> prejudices and stereotypes of others.

> I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can

> manipulate

> me or deceive me.

> I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

>

> Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

> freedom.

>

>

>

>

________________________________________________________________________________\

____

> Be a better friend, newshound, and

> know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now.

>

http://mobile./;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ

>

>

>

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