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REDNECK YARD SWING```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````Redneck Cooler~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~How do you know when you're stayingin a Redneck motel?When you call the front desk and say,I gotta leak in my sink, and theclerk replies, 'Go ahead'.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Redneck Cellar~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Redneck Garden~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Did you hear that they have raised the minimumdrinking age for Rednecks to 32?It seems they want to keep alcoholout of the high schools.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Redneck Limo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:1) The DNA is all the same2) There are no dental records~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Redneck Mailbox~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Who invented the toothbrush ?A Redneck.(If it had been invented by anyone else,it would have been called a teethbrush.)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?'.and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Redneck Time Out~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Redneck

Weenie Roast~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A new Redneck law was just recently passed .When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Redneck Wheelchair~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````A Redneck Thanksgiving(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)That's all folks!