Presidential Library

[Guest guest]

The W Bush Presidential Library is now in the

planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your

corporation to make a contribution to this great man's

legacy. The Library will include:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under

construction.

2. The Alberto Room, where you can't remember

anything.

3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't

have to even show up.

4. The Walter Hospital Room, where they don't let

you in.

5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you

out.

6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one

has been able to find).

7. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first

tour, they make you go back for a second, third,

fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

8. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed

location, complete with shooting gallery.

9. Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop

- where you can buy (or just steal) an election.

10. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of

your favorite Republican Senators.

11. Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor

devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments the

museum will have an electron microscope to help you

locate them.

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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