Did you know that eagles mate for life?

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Did you know that eagles mate for life?

Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for

, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while

when she didn't return he went looking and found her.

She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but

after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he

must get himself another mate but since there weren't

any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the

feather barrier.

So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely

dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was

good but all the dove would say is " I am a DOVE, I

want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love! " Well this

got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the

nest and flew

off once more to find a mate.

He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to

the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon

would say is, " I am a LOON,

I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon! " So out

with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate.

This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the

duck back to the nest.This time the sex was great, but

all the duck would say was.....

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No, the duck didn't say THAT

.... Don't be SO disgusting. !

The duck said,

" I am a DRAKE , you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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